Starting Texas Hold’em Poker Hands

Ace Ace (AA)
Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Alan Alda, Snake Eyes

King King (KK)
Cowboys, King Kong, Gorillas, Kangaroos, Krispy Kreme

Queen Queen (QQ)
Ladies, Snowshoes, hilton Sisters, Siegfried & Roy, Jailhouse Rock

Ace King suited (AKs)
Big Slick

Ace Queen suited (AQs)
Big Chick, Little Slick, Doyle Brunson (because he once said he never plays AQ)

Jack Jack (JJ)
Jokers, Fishhooks, Hooks, Gents, Johnnies, Jay Birds, Kid Dynamite

King Queen suited (KQs)
Royal Couple, Marriage

Ace Jack suited (AJs)
Blackjack, Ajax, Apple Jacks, Jackass

King Jack suited (KJs)
Kojak, King John, Harry Potter (JK Rowling), Just Kidding

Ace King offsuit (AKo)
Big Slick, Big Ugly